Shocking news. Everything was a lie - by Gin and Tonic the cats
This is a sad day for a cat. The other days, female human revealed a secret to us, and we haven't been the same since. No, our appetite wasn't affected, thank Cat God. That would have been a disaster.
But still, we're like sleeping more, we sad-eat. We're a bit depressed.
The other days we found out we were not bought with lots of money and we are not a fancy breed.
We're not Irish or African or whatever.
This is a burden! How can all those Irish, African, any other country and continent cat there is, not be perfect?
Poor guys...Could it be that we're the only purrfect cats in the world? That's too big. It's an immense responsibility for us to be the leaders of the cats.