Don't judge me for my superiority- by Gin the Cat
ugh, unacceptable almost.
That doesn't mean I don't care, ok? I am just preoccupied with other things. I have lots on my mind. It is very tiring to be me. I don't expect Tonic to understand or anyone else for that matter.
A lot of things happen in a ginger cat's life. Do you think these stripes take care of themselves on their own? Nah nah. I have to do a lot of licking!
I feel abusedOther than that I am doing just fine, thank you. I am in good shape, honestly, I don't know what's wrong with the female human and why she keeps shaming me daily and calling me 'chubby'.
Chubby? Really? That leaves deep psychological marks lady. I will become a very depressed cat and my eye is already tearing too much. This is what you want? To have a cat that needs psychological support? A cat with cat-mother issues?
I try to do my best though. I don't complain much. I do my cuddling, I eat my treatos, the delicious wet food, my beauty sleep...you know.
I climb buildings and yell for helpOh yeah, I can leave the forest now. I found a way to jump and now I get to see the neighborhood. I even climb buildings. A couple of days ago I was on a very high roof and got a bit confused about how to jump back. It seemed like a lot of effort so I just started yelling.
The female human climbed the place. I had no idea she can climb like a cat. I told her after she rescued me that we should go exploring together but for some reason, she just locked me in and didn't allow me out for 2 weeks.
I swear I have no idea what I did wrong. I even invited her.
Welcome to Tales with Gin and Tonic - the cats.